dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

honeydijonrubbish:

(hears someone call my name) was that quiet enough to pretend i didnt hear them

egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

misumipyon:

maybe this year ill find a boyfriend [audience laughs in the background]

if i don’t get married in an elie saab dress what’s the point

kitkatinc:

spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

thatawkwardnothing:

of course you can trust me for really good relationship advice, do you know how many YA romance novels i’ve read

Title: UnknownElectric Feel
Artist: UnknownMGMT
Album: Unknown
Played: 182,059

Black is the queen of colors. Auguste Rodin

What the fuck?

A lot of my friends ask to touch my head. I just stand there and get stroked for five minutes. It’s a free massage.

Lucy Hale & Ian Harding bts of 5x04 ‘Thrown from the Ride’

thelibrarina:

I just want all my OTPs to have to do the high school fake-baby project together.